ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.

Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!

I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??

This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

RYAN WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY IDEA?

Whoah we are now have over 400 notes on this giveaway!  That’s nutty!  And as a 1 in over 400 chance hardly seems THAT fair, I’m going to award ANOTHER Key Rex for every 400 notes this post gets.  A reblog is your entry to win, go nuts, according to these rules I could give away HUNDREDS of adorable green dinosaurs if things get really implausibly crazy!!

I am very happy that these little guys will be going to enthusiastic Tumblr homes!

Trex come hang out on my keeeys!

Seriously everybody read these stories, Satah is a master tumblr curator

nuditea:

rjmakes liked your quote: While working in the US, I’m Canadian, I convinced…

rjmakes liked your link: On Reflection, Best Not To Ask…

UHM EXCUSE ME if you clicked my “what a good story” tag you are my current favourite person because that’s one of my best tags and it is completely underappreciated

I DID, and I recommend everyone do the same!

That ice story in particular is AMAZING.

courtneystoker:

I can’t pay my bills next month. We have $100 for food for the next two months. I can pay rent for June, but have no idea what I’ll do in July.

I have a fucking Master’s degree, and I can’t find a job. Not even a shitty minimum-wage job. I have never felt more hopeless in my life.

And the safety nets in place for this sort of thing simply don’t apply to me. I don’t have kids, so I can’t get welfare. I’m an adjunct, so I don’t qualify for unemployment. The only thing I can get is food stamps, which is $200 a month. But $200 can’t stretch really far when I don’t have a stove because I can’t afford electricity.

Anyway, would anyone in Bryan/College Station or Houston be willing to take in my two cats for the next few months? (They don’t need to stay together.) I should be employed again in the fall, and can take them back. But I’m worried about the electricity getting turned off, and we will have to move in with Jeremy’s mom in a little while, and can’t take them to her house.

Please signal boost if you can’t help yourself. Thank you.

[Edit: I added some pictures of the kitties! They’re pretty cute.]

(Source: fyeahout-of-contextcomics, via interpretivescreaming)

glittergeek:

when i started Rowdy Baubles, i wanted to create an inclusive jewelry line but was afraid of picking the wrong terms for people that i did not represent. i picked nine words as my base (queer, fierce, femme, boi, diva, neither, gndrfckr, geek, trans*) and they were words that i felt like either…

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER MINIMALIST ICONS (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and George, Luna, Neville, Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort)

…what is Hermione’s supposed to be? Is it just, like, a head? Is it supposed to be a timeturner? It’s not a SPEW badge… did they really give Snape his patronus and Hermione a perfectly round cartoon head?

(Source: ofabeautifulnight, via booksandhotchocolate)

vondell-swain:

[image: youtube comment reading “no wonder this song is so good, it was from 1998, when music was still beautiful”]

I looked up the number one song of 1998: it was Too Close by Next.

vondell-swain:

notxam:

Vondell,

I probably spent way too much time on this. But, this was easily among the most fun things I’ve ever worked on (also the longest mashup I’ve ever produced).

Have a happy 19th, dude. B-)

(And here’s a download link for it, in case you want it!)

MAXTON

MMMMMMMMMMMAXXT

MMMMMMM

HGHHHHHHHHHH

GBUHHHHH

I CANT FIND WORDS

IM CRYIGN

uh so what should one do with a hundred or so old library due date cards & pockets?